Oh I meant sip, not finish a whole glass. I’m not trying to kill them lol

“I have a bad feeling about this” - drink

R2D2 saying something probably rude - drink

Light saber fight - shot

Someone opens a door by shooting at it - shot

Old Microsoft Movie Maker swipe scene transition - drink

Undertale and For Honor

Undertale is a decent enough game, I guess, but whenever I think about it, I think about all the crazies that call themselves fans of it. It’s exhausting just thinking about it.

For Honor got me interested, but it made a few very bad choices. Magnet hands and slow attacks meant that you could react to attacks, and never had to worry about whiffing. It’s so dull to have basically no concept of interesting movement play in a game about fighting.

Now show how much trouble windows users need to go through to remove S-mode because Microsoft considers chrome to be a “potential security risk”, which… Yeah, it kinda is!

You in the US? Amazon.ca doesn’t have a “buy this much for free shipping” option as far as I know.

What a beautiful excuse to drop prime. Unfortunately my own changing of behavior won’t change anyone’s, but hey, at least I guess it’s less money spent monthly.

When I was younger, it could feel like a super power when I could hyper focus on something, but as I grow older, my body is showing clear signs of long term damage from substance abuse as self medication as well as getting fat from food binges following 12 hours hyper focus sessions.

It turns out eating 3600 calories in one meal is worse than 3 800 calories meals. Who would’ve thunk.

Eventually, the “good job” stops coming. The little oversights start to pile up. It’s not a super power. It’s damaging physically to act like it is.

I love the hyper focus, but the fucking thing is slowly killing me.

So if I’m using one of those single cup keurig-like machines that don’t actually use cups, I’m a Mint user?

I don’t think I’ve ever been as happy at work as working the line at McDonald’s. Maybe there’s something there…

I sent wedding documents 3 days before the time limit for the govt to receive it.

I have learned to never again manage any paperwork for someone else than myself. I think I was close to a stroke at the end.

I spent 2 hellish years without meds because I lost my family doctor. Keep strong and ask a friend to remind you forcefully weekly to check your bills. Good luck.

My sister had the great idea to ask me to celebrate her wedding. I forgot to file the paperwork 4 months in advance. Then I forgot to file the paperwork after the fact too.

I never liked it. And I could sit still just fine. Wasn’t hyperactive, which is why I was only diagnosed at 20 years old.

I guess something bitter like coffee or beer, but it might be because they’re chemicals that mess with my brain in fun ways

You know, here's the funny thing about Ghost Recon Wildlands.

Ubisoft and Riot really need to have a talk, because the Valorant anticheat fucks with the Ubisoft anticheat. In the end, I couldn't even run Wildlands on Windows until I uninstalled Valorant and its anticheat. It's too bad that such a fun co-op game is stuck behind some of the most obnoxious "protection" on the market.

Offworld trading company was an amazing PvP game but "economics" never was gonna sell.

I agree with only two of those 3. Pull out your knife, we fight!

I still use reddit for my city subreddit and some niche things but overall it’s decent. We’ve come far from Facebook haven’t we?

Why are internal combustion engines spying on pregnant women and fortnite kids now?

“we are sorry you feel that way. Cope”.

That’s what it reads like, honestly