Bears are solitary animals and any interaction after being raised is to either fight or fuck.

…I might be a bear.

10 hour shift, away for 13 hours. That first sip of IPA is one of the most relaxing experiences ever. Only topped when I rip a bowl and take a nice hot lavender bubble bath. Life is fucking miserable and I hate it, but I’ll get my time and I’m going to enjoy it.

I keep thinking this is the one where I’ll grow some chest hair, and then my hairline just recedes further.

Google “Glass Onion” and “Elon Musk” and you’ll get dozens of articles about how the “Knives Out” sequel is a “veiled dig” at the Twitter owner… For Johnson, however, it’s a “horrible accident” that “Glass Onion” debuted amidst Musk’s disastrous Twitter takeover. The director wrote “Glass Onion” during the height of the COVID pandemic, long before Musk was in the news every single day for months because of his controversial Twitter leadership.

I’ll learn banjo if you can do washtub bass

no u

TFW no trans goth banjo gf

Hey you get off of there

Laughs in single thread solidworks. You want SW to preform? Over clock a dual core to 6ghz.

That’s the nice thing about laser printers, lasers are super accurate. You’re not moving any significant mass around. All you’re doing is rotating a mirror and moving that beam in a single axis. If you continuously spin the mirror then your accuracy depends on how fast you can turn the diode on and off.

OSRS was in the $4 per month range for me when I played it when it wasn’t OS. I never got it.

oi m8

They do be chillin

Hunger is less painful than going outside

Lenny on the Lemmy

Helical potatoes? In this economy?

Finally, some fresh water sashimi I won’t regret eating.

just found out catholic doesn’t mean you’re addicted to cats smh I need help

This nerd sat down and said yeah I’m gonna discover everything that gets you high

do y’all like bionicles?