Oh my god I looked more closely. I think that’s acrylic resin. Ew.

I see no before picture so I assume the marble flooring and countertops. Plus the mosaic backsplash tiling maybe? And it’s entirely possible those are brand new cupboards.

I’ll buy it. Serious offer

strokes Mint soothingly shhhh shhhh you’re a good gateway drug shhhh the bad man won’t hurt you.

Fuck you. It’s bad enough I gotta fix the damn fabricators! And don’t get me started on the holo-deck! If I get one more ticket about rogue holoprograms or descretely clearing out the file-access logs of porn holos, I’m gonna make the user drink Ensign Crushers box of nanites!

Skynet is preferable to Big Brother?

This has to be how we solidify our personality. It’s like applying gorilla glue to a mask that says “use this to be a good person”