Generic_Handel

Large animals that were difficult or costly to domesticate (like the Aurochs) were generally just wiped out.
My guess is if horses were carnivores they would be extinct or limited to a few in zoos and some of the wilder places (like tigers).

Is orange spray paint make-up?

If you are over 50 it could be diverticulitis, not serious but see a doctor to confirm.
If you are under 50 see a doctor.
So see a doctor either way.

Shouldn’t this be on “nottheonion”.

So a bacteria incubator?

This is a classic symptom of anxiety. If it begins happening regularly you should consult someone.

Anything as long as it has a long straw in it.

I’ll skip the ones already mentioned.

Anton Petrov - Science and Space news
Postmodern Jukebox - Modern songs in different styles
Legal Eagle - A lawyers take on modern events, movies, etc
Ze Frank - I am unable to describe, just give a video a watch
Anything with Simon Whistler, he has too many channels to list
Munro Live - An engineering firms take on new cars.
nicola white mudlark - Very good if you like history.

Remember not aging doesn’t necessarily mean immortal.

https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Gallows

Signs are the tip of the iceberg.
Every nut and bolt being made and all the tools for them.
Every tool that does any measurement.
Every scale.
Every gas pump.
etc. etc. etc.

Which is why I hope Trump lives to be 100 (in prison of course).