Working from home for me is worth about $3,000 per year in gasoline alone.

Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say “Call an ambulance!” Then pull out your gun and say “but not for me!”

Pro gamer move when everyone keeps buying out your fav snacks

Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there

Blowing your brains out usually works, but it’s not foolproof. You’d be amazed what a person can survive. As bad as your situation may be I guarantee it’ll be worse with half your head missing. Get some help to find the way to living your best life. You can do it.

Do you smoke weed? I only experience or remember my dreams if I quit for at least a few weeks.

Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face

The sand from the shooting range has that sweet lead aftertaste

My four year old is getting Super Mario Bros Wonder for Christmas and I’m so excited. I had her play the demo at Target a few weeks ago and she really liked it and played it surprisingly well. She insisted on going back a few times. I’ll have to remember to film her opening it in case we get a Nintendo SIXTY FOUUUR!! reaction.

It’s so distracting that I didn’t notice it before this post made me go look for it.

That scenario makes a lot more sense

36, vs 1.5 on the jet

So I took a look at Sacramento to LA and it’s more like $80 vs $200, so not quite as bad as cross country. It’s still pretty fucked that there’s a significant population that can’t afford $120 to save about 34 hours of travel time.

I don’t get Greyhound. I looked up fares for the NY to LA trip and it doesn’t seem to be much cheaper than flying on Southwest, like $288 vs $328. You’re gonna spend more than the difference on meals while taking the bus trip. Their customer base has to be people who are afraid to fly, who still need to travel long distances, don’t want to or can’t drive themselves, and are too poor for a train ticket. Makes me kinda sad to think there’s enough people like that out there to support the business.

4 months worth of my income on a MacBook

Is it bad that I can’t tell if you’re middle income or just want enough RAM to do something useful?

Hey, I’m a former Twitter employee!

Different filaments will print differently, so it might not be the firmware

You could try turning up your extrusion and temp a little bit. Pushing more material should give added smoosh and better adhesion. I’d make a small model with the same feature I’m having trouble with to test settings with, then try the whole print with the new settings and cross my fingers.

Yeah. Most that I’ve met work hard to improve their lot, even the few I know who were born rich enough that they don’t have to. Just because you’d be a lazy sack of shit if you could get away with it doesn’t mean everyone else would.

how much do you need to pay a retail employee to come back to work

Probably a lot less than you’d think. With UBI there’s no need for a minimum wage so if you’re offering a great work environment you could pay next to nothing for labor. If the job that needs done is inherently shitty you might have to pay more, but that’s already how it is for quite a few things.