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Nor is it early
Nor is it early
This is the plot of I’m My Own Grandpa
That’s not how it works. I’m a door dash driver. We get a base pay, (usually $2-$3 per order but can be more if it’s peak hours) plus tip. The base pay isn’t affected by tips.
We see the total (base pay plus tip) when we are deciding whether to take an order. Orders without tips are rejected by most drivers.
And now you’re-a-peein’?
Straight squirrels have polish ears
Landing an airplane from a passenger seat takes mad skill! Respect!
Still can’t hit that one high note
slow clap
That was a masterpiece
That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards
Felis Catus
is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped
carniverous by nature
Your visual, olfactory,
and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills
and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued
by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development
of cat communications
That obviates your
basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur
to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential
for your acrobatic talents
You would not be so agile
if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized
to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate
the state of your emotion
Oh Spot,
The complex levels of behavior you display
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
That’s why we should have the right to listen to every phone call happening near us
How else are you supposed to print out your favorite videos?
Also doesthedogdie.com for a whole bunch of specific things you can check for
Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.
I love Risa or RISA, or however the properly capitalized way it is.
Risa, it's the name of the vacation planet
Today is a good day to cry
"We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!"
The artificial weather is making the Federation soft. We have to shut it down.
It is… It is green