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I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger
I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger
Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit
If you told me that the miles Americans use for distance and the miles in mph are two different distances I wouldn’t straight up believe you, but still double check later
I bought a foldable bathtub some time ago and it is SO MUCH better than what I was used to
You have to kinda sit in it but it means that you can submerge your whole body without your legs constantly floating up. It fits in my shower and can be stored away when I don’t use it
Now now, I’m sure the Confederation of Independent Systems would be willing to accept a compromise
“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”
“Oh, haven’t you heard?”
Pirates do what Nintendon’t
Fess up
I shat my pants
Admit mistakes
I thought it would just be a fart
Reassess direction
I should probably not go to that meeting right now
Time-bound
I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants
That.
Ripping them off usually leaved the plastic connecting pieces that then poke you in the mouth
It did? Wikipedia lists it to have been around for way longer, even the modern style seems to predate the eruption
It also lead to the invention of the bicycle and science fiction
But with no special effects whatsoever. Just Stallone waring a T-shirt that says his characters name
Children of Time is amazing. Tchaikovsky writes incredibly alien species despite the fact that non of the creatures in that book are even aliens.
Project Hail Mary is probably my favorite Sci Fi book period. Apparently they are making a movie adaptation with Ryan Gosling. After The Martian I am thoroughly hyped for that
How do sarlaccs multiply? They are not very mobile, so I assume some sort of pollen/spore situation. So it’s “mouth” might also be it’s genitals
Wait a second there, there was no beetle juice in Beetlejuice
Cheap off brand Sonic: Edgy Ed, the highest velocity hedgehog in the world!
Porn, don’t forget porn. So much porn
Reminds me of European war swords. Massive swords, like 2 meters in length, which were far too large to actually wield.
Basically the lord saying “Hey everybody, look how rich I am, I can spend money on something that’s so ridiculously large that it’s essentially useless”
Ich habe Fußballsyphilis
Ich bereue gar nichts