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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • I had a wooden one car garage I wanted gone. Posted it on marketplace, 81 people contacted me about it. About 10 showed up to look at it, said they'd take it, then ghosted me. One woman, a meth head, actually came back to start working on it, and all she had was a hammer, small pry bar, and a small hatchback. She would come late at night and work by cell phone flash light. I told her to stop coming.

    One afternoon, the wife and I went to a movie. As we were leaving, I checked my phone and a guy named Jay inquired and made an additional comment. So, my best friend's name is Jay, and the profile photo was of two boys in baseball uniforms. And my best friend had two boys in baseball at the time, also my best friend would also find my posted items and ask if they were available and have some additional funny comment. Before my brain had time to analyze the situation, I fired off a quick "yeah it is, come and get it daddy." and quickly put my phone away. Then I freaked out because the boys in his photo looked nothing like my buddy's kids, and I looked at the profile and sure as fuck it wasn't him.

    I panicked. I was going to delete the message, but then realized it probably wouldn't delete on their end. So I just fessed up and told him how I had made the mistake and I apologized. Guy was very understanding and said he'd be there tomorrow to get the garage.

    He "got into an accident" and couldnt come get it. Never heard from him again.


  • Never seen it with Kyle Ayers. Kyle invites comedians to write scripts for movies or TV shows that they’ve never seen. Then they do a brief table read of the script. Then they play games that Kyle has created. It’s a lot of fun, it usually very light and a lot of fun.

    Dumb people town. It’s the podcast I have continually listened to constantly. Since like 2013 or 2014. Listeners will send in articles of news stories they find of people being dumb or doing dumb things.


  • I can tell you something that brought up our morale. Our director was removed. Everyone’s morale and attitudes improved immediately. The in-fighting and pain-in-the-assery dissolved.

    About a year before, a committee was formed to try and figure out ways to improve morale in our areas. Lots of good ideas were brought up, some were implemented. Morale stayed the same.

    Had anyone known that removing of our director was on the table, every single person would have voted for that.

    And the week before that, my inept foreman quit. That was the best Friday to Friday I ever had.