Drill through the bottom!

My dude was that alien that killed Welshie. Except they volunteered instead of getting kidnapped.

Yes I am jealous. I know I wasn’t the only 13yo workshopping scripts when TNG was still being made.

It's a song!

I really like when they drink the green goo and pretend it’s the best.

Jolly Roger isn’t a pirate flag. But somehow we just know.

Probably a LOT younger

Tin foil is not a recommended replacement for most applications of electrical tape. In case someone gets some bad ideas lol

Fucking Spain

What, you don’t have a perfect memory of what comment you were going to leave when you were taking a shit 6 hours ago?

I might remember if I forget to flush.

Y’all seem to be taking your first shower.

And that dude didn’t show up years later trying to sell me something on TV! Looking at you Bad Luck Brian.

Well I wouldn’t Lemmy in the kitchen or near any food.

Can we sue Nivea for inflicting dyslexia on us?

Were you a mod by any chance?

don’t you feel this is so MUCH better than reddit, people are way nicer and have higher IQ

I feel like I bought a Prius 🫤

And the ex is also the waiter.

But I can touch your lips while saying 🤫"touch"🤫