Wanna redo my kitchen for $15k? I’ll hire you right now, and pay half up front.

True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren’t popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.

A pinch is 1/8th of a teaspoon.

You love him.

I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

Been RDFG since about 2002. One of my roommates in college was in the top thousand on Unreal Tournament. He talked me into it. God, I get good at that game playing against him.

Looks like a marine with bad luck.

I love my state’s flag. It is a great design. Got a giant one in my basement.

Edit: tried to add a picture. Not cool enough to figure it out.

You are really cool.

America got someone triggered over paper.

Kinobi

Smart kid

I’m a cloud gamer because I do not have much expendable income. I definitely am not interested in consoles. If my situation improves, I will go back to PC.

I’ve been into the elder scrolls since chapter one. My favorite part of the series is that if there is a door, there is something behind it. So many games have doors that do nothing. I wish more games were like that.

43 I use GeForce Now. I get made fun of a lot for it. But $17/mo, and no hardware to buy is very affordable. An additional 5ms lag is fine for me.

Unfortunately, it is really buggy. A lot of trouble connecting. So, It is not perfect.

Okay, boomer

Shuuut uuup.

I’m honestly flabbergasted. I thought Seinfeld was done decades ago.