Oh shit. I’m a native English speaker and I had to read this 3 times to understand. I might be just a little too fucked up right now.

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Yeah lines for the phone were common. People would argue about the relative importance of their phone call. I don’t miss it, but I kind of miss phone booths. I don’t know why.

Is crustass now a thing that people are saying, or is that just Father Johnathan and his pizza obsession?

Of course you arent. I submit my revised comment:

Good Person, I am far too crotchety to be excusing typos. You should be ashamed. I demand a retraction, and I will be writing a very tersely worded letter to your editor.

I think that you will find that taking into consideration the unused spaces I have met your requirements, but of course I welcome any notes that you may have. - Cas

God DAMMIT. Thanks for that. Now I'm Bert

Good Sir, I am far too.old and grumpy to be excusing typos. You should be ashamed. I demand a retraction, and I will be writing a very tersely worded letter to your editor.

Nice. My pinch hitter looks like that. Incidentally, no I wouldnt do that, usually, but it isnt a trigger for me.

I lived on https://www.mudconnect.com/ for awhile back in the day, just trying out new ones. Looks like it still lists 683 of them.

Well no shit.

Or system, I suppose

Thank you for your service, Sir, madam, or other.

Probably. Apple will probably win it, too. Right to repair, ladies and gentleman and my friends beyond the binary. It is important.

Wow these are still a thing? I used to ride my bike 5 miles to play rogue on a BBS connected Tandy in like 1991. I thought it was Bulletin Board Service, though

Came here to make this joke, and you got here first and did it better. Well done.