…and things that have not yet come to pass that joint Frodo are you listening man you’re fadin’ away gotta stay with it man ya know Frodo how far you think it is to Mordor man?..

An opera? About a woman? How deliciously absurd!

What other surprises are in that town?

Jesus Christ!..the Protestant one

TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached

Ouranos?

So, your father was a Woman?

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

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Happiest place in South Dakota, but don’t you dare be gay here.

That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!

You wouldn’t download a ham

Step 1, you’re gonna want to sit your ass down. That’s a clean bong rip with no water, you gon’ die.

In Virginia, there are only 3 colors for inspection stickers. I figure if you dodge cops for two full years expired you earned that free matching color year.

I tried a pair but didn’t feel like they could stay tight enough, kind of felt like they were floppy but they didn’t have a half size smaller. Is that what you use?

I’d kill for velcro steel toe leather work boots, I hate tying such long laces.

I found your Ted presentation very informative, Fuckfuckmyfuckingass.

Play whatever the fuck you want, you don’t need an article to tell you that.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

He’s ok at drawing, but not understanding basic math such as “which number is greater” or “Trump lost by 7 million votes and 70 electoral college votes” is not his talent.