I’m too scared now to ask AI how many g’s there are in Niger?

Seems plausible. What about the tinfoil hat group that refuses to use transporters? Do they still use them for waste evacuation? Or, is there an accommodation somewhere just for them. Lowerdecks should probably look into this (if they haven’t already)

I’m not sure that anyone in any star trek show has ever actually used a bathroom. Does the enterprise even have them?