Hot dog go to bathroom

No, they figure eventually you’ll come around or be a future $ for them later.

Same actually. Until the other weekend when I lost mine and realized how much of a pain my state makes it to get a replacement drivers license, and how I’d have to go do some re-certification for a thing I need to keep on me at all times for my job, not to mention credit cards etc… luckily I found it but I decided to throw one in there after that.

Or they probably just assume it’s a condom that’s been in there for years

I have one in my wallet. Would prefer a tag that doesn’t make it look like I’m walking around with a condom on me at all times.