They don’t, Rutherford just likes the acoustic nature of it.

“Yep, this is me. You’re probably wondering how I wound up here.”

I love HEB’s fish market sometimes - they have a higher-end specialty store and they sell some wild shit.

Except for the plaque in front of the well.

Or the big picture behind it showing the age where they dug stuff out of it.

Or the video playing on a tv behind the well explaining everything about it.

OP doesn’t get their 10-2-4 and it affects their brain.

Look. I have enjoyed the last season. But the show has never escaped its fatal flaw of being in its own way. The finale of season 4 was great Trek, and this season has been good.

But it took how many months of retooling to give us the last season? And I appreciate finding a stride and having the show cancelled (as someone who will defend ENT constantly for this I’ll hear it all) but this isn’t the same case. They tried so many ways to make DIS work and it has hit and missed in different ways, but tying it to one story over the course of a whole season and making that the glue, and not allowing for other characters to be established, is still there. I still have no idea who the majority of the bridge crew are, and I feel there are characters that are overused and others that are criminally underused (can we just get a Reno spinoff please?)

This is a swan song, but personally I’m glad it gets to end on a high note. But let’s see it for what it has been.

“Don’t put your dick in this, Riker - it’s already fucked enough.”

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it.

Nothing can kill bamboo. That’s why it’s considered invasive in areas it’s not local to, it just goes

In my kitchen

It may be the fact that I have a kid now, but I do feel games have gotten too big, most of the time for the sake of “we have to make it bigger!”

This has led to broken games, boring content, and 200 hour long grinds.

The Q vs the Jedi would be something I’d pay to watch though.

I wish Pinchy was here to enjoy this!

According to a top-loud and repeating PSA in a doctors office I was stuck in for too long, the toast thing is a myth.

He has the most dialogue in the entire show.

Alexander gets one page and it’s actually just a perfume ad that’s removable.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!!

I don’t mind. Fuck all those people.

Obligatory “if you’ve never seen the Defunctland series about Jim Henson you should because it is great” post.

You want me to show it to the cat? Cause the cat’s gonna get it!

When he starts telling you to kill brunettes, you may want to let someone know. Son of Ralph just doesn’t have the same flair.