downvotes for a Cornpop story reference they probably didn’t realize, oh well, typical Lemmy

Joe Biden, if Joe is to be believed

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

can’t get over how fucked up his hand is

wart on your tart?

ignoramus sands his anus?

taco bell

• down pillow

some love the chaos

I schedule all my meetings for March 31st.

2wd conversion + chop off that center hump + new seats + lots of time, nvm

It’s not being engineered from the ground-up; these are all common modifications in the car guy world. The only semi-complex part will be getting the suspension custom-valved if there’s not something already available on the market for daily driving, and even that is fairly doable.

Adapting comfortable seats is a straightforward process; adding noise dampening and carpet is a straightforward process (good noise dampening material can turn almost any rattle box into something really close to if not equal to a Lexus in terms of noise). Exhausts are not voodoo, resonators and mufflers are available for virtually any conceivable application… etc

What I would wish them good luck with is not running out of steam to get it to where they want it.

ai pranks 2024

seems way better than metagimmick wake 2

it used to be less; I think it was like 90 bucks to go from Georgia to Arizona at one point

edit: you also don’t have to pay for checked bags, when you’re broke, you’re used to accepting a lot more inconvenience to save 50 bucks or more. source: have lived the life

Seriously

like I’m sha- shabba ranks?

or not enough

Sometimes if I really want to get someone’s attention, I’ll start a sentence with something like, “I’m not racist, but…”

I say, “I’m not racist, but you look great today.” They say, “That wasn’t racist at all.” I said, “I know. I said I’m not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.” ~ Demetri Martin

You’re talking about two different levels. The subtle racism in media, others, and from simple ignorance will still have an effect on anyone.

honestly, i wanna do that. Tired of Christmas