“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
Source? Post the complete ranked list.
probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass…
It was probably Hans Niemann then
Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I’m being stopped in traffic…
just get arrested a couple times…
Eh they’re brown diamonds
Not a single thing about this sounds “routine”
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: “Ha! They missed 1.”
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.why didn’t you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
DiamondButt
Appearanlty it’s a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
Sir, I need your driver’s license and registration. Also, bend over…
“Now if you don’t mind pissing in this cup for me so I don’t have to force a catheter up your urethra.”
“Also, please give me a hug. My wife won’t do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her.”
