We’ve all trusted a fart, surely it gets messy if you sleep naked

  • Starb3an@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    As someone who has had stomach issues all my life and sleeps naked, yes I do. When in doubt, I roll onto my stomach first.

    • torafugu@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      Shit fountain.

      It will not stop. It will keep going. Your room will flood. Your house will flood. The world will eventually be covered in shit, and it will be your fault. There will be no ark. Only shart.