The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoGood luck!fedia.ioimagemessage-square258fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoSomebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?
minus-squareDudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months agoThey could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-28 months agoHow often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?
minus-squareNightmareQueenJune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoThat’s how zombies are created.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoWhat is dead laminated may never die.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoWe’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoNever going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.
Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?
They could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?
That’s how zombies are created.
What is
deadlaminated may never die.“Comimg soon: RE-LAMINATOR!”
We’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.
Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.