Brigid is the Celtic goddess of smiths… of course, she’s also the goddess of craftsmen, artists, spring, and midwives. Also magic, seership, and prophecy. Let’s not forget milking cows, churning butter, and making beer.

She’s recognizes by the Wiccans and Druids, the Vodoun, and even Christianity as Saint Brigid, so its safe to say she’s mastered many different languages too.

She’s basically that one god with a fat paycheck that the company can’t afford to fire.