(remember, this is all just for fun. no hard feelings towards lotr)

      • verity_kindle@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        “Sure, root beer drinking humie, you can wed my daughter, if you bring me a jewel. It’s somewhere in Minas Corva, good luck, there are five lights, seeyoudeadbye…”

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      1 year ago

      Sure they are. They’re just a wee bit racist. “If your fitlhy dwarve wants to pass through our woods, he must be blindfolded and our lord and lady will get to decide if he leaves the woods alive or not.”