I think this is confused Sauron's main job is engraving little poems into home-made jewellery of which he takes a little portion of his day out to try and subjugate all Middle Earth and give the orcs rights.

Does he have an Etsy store?

Yeah, but he didn't do that himself, he commanded other people to do it for him.

And bossing people around was like… 99% of his job.

The other 1% was bashing men and elves like piñata.