Quark, would you like to brush my hair? Undress me everywhere?
Whoa now, ladies first.
This has got to be the worst DS9 episode.
Aren’t Ferengi women usually naked anyway?
do you think some Starfleet crew documented that at some point… asking for a friend…
There’s definitely extensive documentation…
Actually now that you mention it I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ferengi R34.
Gene Roddenberry invented Ferengi for R34.
One influence on the Ferengi was what Herb Wright described as Gene Roddenberry’s “sex fetish.” In early first season discussions between them about developing the Ferengi, Roddenberry let Wright know it was his intention to make the species well-endowed. “He wanted to put a gigantic codpiece on the Ferengi,” Wright stated. “He spent 25 minutes explaining to me all the sexual positions the Ferengi could go through. I finally said, 'Gene, this is a family show, on at 7:00 on Saturdays. He finally said, ‘Okay, you’re right.’” (Cinefantastique, Vol. 23, No. 2/3, pp. 60-61) With Roddenberry’s approval, the development of the new species got underway. (Star Trek: The Next Generation 365, p. 36)
i’m so glad i read that whole thing
gigantic codpiece on the Ferengi
it was worth it just for that, but it’s all gold… i love Roddenberry even more…
Come to think of it, those whips in seasons one looked very suspicious.
damnit we’ll never see Quark in all his glory that was meant to be… and just imagine Nog running around with a giant cock that he can’t control… that could have been an entire season…
I heard their voices in my head as I read that
is Garak hitting on Bashir or just drunk
You can never quite tell with him.
All of them. Especially the Bashir. Or whatever he said.
I don’t think Garek would ever truly get drunk. He might pretend to be drunk to excuse certain behaviors or comments, but Garek values control of himself and the situation far too much to engage in drunkenness.
pretend to be drunk to excuse certain behaviors
or so that you felt comfortable enough to get drunk… yeah he’s probably pretty good at pretending to be drunk, isn’t he…
Barbie lives long and prospers every day, but Ken only lives long and prospers if Barbie looks at him.
Well, if somebody knows about a plastic world, it’s Garak. We can trust him.
I am watching DS9 for the first time ever and can clearly hear the voices in my head 😀
Same!
And same!
I’ve just started season 5, where are you?
mid season 3, currently watching the episode where 3 cardassian scientists come to the station and there is a prophecy with 3 vipers returning to the nest in the skies etc.
Oooh a good one! Enjoy.
