So I was with my kids at the park the other day. They wanted to go on the swings so naturally I got on with my job (one arm per child - push away). After they’d lost interest and ran off I jumped on myself and you know what? They’re pretty good fun.
Was going to title this “Swinging is fun” but, well…
Just don’t try laying on your belly. Does not work as an adult.
This is how farts are made