I’m rude to debt collectors who call me trying to collect debts from people who happen to once have had the same phone number as I once did. Like, I’m not who you’re trying to collect from, fuck off.
I’m also rude to generally any scam caller, they’re some of the few people I take great pleasure in telling off because I can get away with it. They’re scammy assholes, what’re they gonna do? Cry to the authorities? Knowing that they’re pieces of shit who scam people out of money? Good fucking luck.
Uh, my bed is just a foam mattress and I have no box spring and I typically have a clean environment. So, never happening.
I hope you still stub your toe into the foam hard enough that it hurts, and make your eyes water up.