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What a Dame!
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.
Definitely pretty pointy elbows
Hope she Lays on Hands me
“Lo, see ye her, all gleamin’ in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin’ high in her gilded carriage, thinkin’ herself bettr’ than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver.”
raid.
Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Drive to Constantinople, to party like it’s 1204
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
