(Please don’t ban me. If this is the wrong place for this post, then can you tell me where I can output in this manner. I just have funny tales that I want to share.)

I was in the casino, and, very nervous, I went all in with 2nd pair and shit my pants. Because I didn’t know where the toilet was, some of it slopped out down my leg, and onto the floor whilst I was searching for the bog. It was OK though, fortunately they had those push up ceiling tiles in the toilet, so I hid my shitstained pants there, and flicked a bit of water onto my arse and got some paper to dry, and was back in buisness.

I may retrieve those pants. I think they would be safe to manoeuvre with.

  • Tazerface@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    Looking at your post history, it seems all you want to discuss is you shitting your pants. This is not what “shitposting” is about. You have nothing of substance to offer, not even compost. Good bye.

  • merde alors@sh.itjust.works
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    16 days ago

    this is your 1st post on lemmy and you have only one other comment

    did you join just to write this?

    edit: you just posted another one on another c/ Don’t you have anything better to do?

    • RedBox@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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      16 days ago

      It’s just a funny story. Why are you being offensive and nasty to me? I would never leave someone such a cruel and unwelcoming comment. I assume you have nothing better to do. Sorry if I don’t fit into your little narrow box of acceptance. Cheers 🙂

      • RedBox@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
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        16 days ago

        Plus I did prefix my post with a bracketed comment designed to detract natural haters. To answer your original question, just in case I’ve taken you completely the wrong way, and you were just chatting- sadly, no, I don’t have anything better to do. Guess you could say I’m in a low spot.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    16 days ago

    I don’t think poop jokes resonate very well on any of the Lemmy communities I’ve seen.

    Also, if you’re accidentally pooping your pants so hard that it falls down your pant leg and onto the floor, you may want to consider getting a medical opinion or at least doing some pelvic floor exercises. That’s concerning.