The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agoYou have a problem with authority, Mr. Frodo.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1667arrow-down113
arrow-up1654arrow-down1imageYou have a problem with authority, Mr. Frodo.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months agoIn the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for. One of these lives has a future. The other one does not. I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help. My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.
minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 months ago– You can’t scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.
minus-squareCatZoomies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoWhat good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-24 months agoWe’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold. All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.
Tell me, Mr. Baggins*, …
In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.
One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.
I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.
My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.
– You can’t scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.
What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)
We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.
All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.