hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agoApex friend?sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageApex friend?sopuli.xyzhydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoAll of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
minus-squarejettrscga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThis feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoPeople can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoYou’re not classified as human?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoThis is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
People can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
I am a meat popsicle
You’re not classified as human?
Negative
This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.