Yeah, but that’s not as funny

Definitely overshot the brag with 4.9 inches thick.

Is he saying he has a dick like two toilet paper rolls stacked on top of each other?

Mostly I just remember the burns on my legs from the engine.

And then the motorcycle being broken and never getting fixed. I suspect my mom sabotaged it.

This is me and my dad. It isn’t, but it is.

Hey isn’t that the Qunol guy?

Something I did wrong for many years, decades even, was to focus exclusively on trying to improve the areas where I struggle compared to normies. I always felt bad because I found it so hard to do simple things that were easy for most people.

Gradually, I realized there are things I can do that the normies can’t. So instead of constantly trying to redeem myself by improving the things I suck at, I focus on those things I’m really good at.

For example, if I do a job that is all delivery, where I’m just executing rote tasks that someone else has defined, I’ll struggle. If I do a job that is strategic and/or creative and involves very little rote delivery, I’ll excel.

The problem was that school is mostly rote delivery according to a fixed schedule, and early-career jobs tend to be the same. I really struggled during those times of my life. But once I got to the point where I could get more creative/strategic work, the way my brain works finally became an asset rather than a liability.

Avoiding situations that allow others to define me on their terms.

He’s doing the Lord’s work.

If you’re hypothetical, then yes, by implication. 🤗

You remember when it was beans? Those were the days.

Let’s say, just hypothetically speaking, that I had a friend who doesn’t even know what brainrot is. Would this friend, who totally exists and is definitely not me, be brainrot?

Correct.

Pretty sure platonically means something else at a sausage party.

Cookie Monster no sniff. Cookie Monster not have nose.

Vince Neil?

It appears to just be EU countries on the list.

It will work with an LLM if the propagandist is trusting user input (tweets in this case). But any propagandist worth their salt is going to sanitize user input to prevent this sort of thing.

His only lover is fitness.

As if Taco Bells have cashiers