TurtlePower

Count the taxis on the highway

It’s a hexbear moron using a .ca alt. Just downvote and ignore.

It’s because the fucking pigs don’t do shit. I’ve stood there and watched almost every one of your examples happen right in front of cop (sometimes more than one) and they did absolutely nothing. If people are not punished for breaking the law, they’re going to keep doing whatever the fuck they want.

No, no. That’s religion you’re thinking of.

[People honking] > 2 = your numbers don’t add up. If it weren’t for the threat of laws and/or the fear of imaginary bullshit (religion), people wouldn’t be good hardly at all.

Come on now, those geese can’t help but honk. Or did you mean the people that honked should get hit by a Canada goose? I’m cool with that.

Human beings are fucking trash. I hope every last person that honked gets hit by a car.

Oh, hey. I completely forgot… They have another game called Flower that’s available on Steam. It came out before Journey. You play as the wind, collecting flower petals by waking up flowers. It may sound weird, but it’s super peaceful and relaxing.

The one before that, their first game, is called Flow, but it never got ported to PC, so you’ll need a PS4/5 to play it. You play as a microscopic organism that floats around eating other organisms, growing larger and more elaborate as you do, trying to get to the dark depths.

I love thatgamecompany. Their stuff is always so chill.

I played it back when it first came out, and I still pick it up at least once or twice a year just to play it again. It is one of the most beautiful games I have ever played.

Did you get to encounter any other players on your journey? Also, if you collect all of the glyphs (the ones that extend your scarf) you get the white robe. It makes it so that your scarf recharges just from standing on a surface! (And it’s pretty!)

Give Buster treats!

Plz

You got $30? Some of us are so poor that even $30 has to be planned and budgeted for. And most places want all $30 for the year up front and won’t split it up into monthly payments. Not everyone can just plop down $30 at a moment’s notice.

Congratulations? People pirate for a variety of reasons. No one reason is superior to the other. You gonna tell us you’re vegan and use arch, too?

Yeah this post seems kinda sus considering how many times they’ve avoided saying what game it is. And not wanting to use Steam at all? Steam is the one corp you can still have some trust in. I see a post like this and it reeks of them doing something most likely illegal in a bad way, or they are a bad actor trying to fuck with our shit again. Either that or they’re a weeb that’s too embarrassed to name the furry porn game they’re looking for.

My laptop is pretty dang portable. It may not fit in a pocket or what have you, but I carry a backpack anyway. And does windows provide emulators? I just pulled up a huge list, right on Discover Software Center and there are at least a couple different emulators for every major (and even some minor) console, handheld, arcade, and even a DOS emulator for DOS games. Hell, I even have Space Cadet Pinball on this thing. Yeah I’ve pirated on windows, and it’s not as easy, unless you’re talking about music production software, but that’s a whole other beast. Don’t get me wrong, Steam Deck is awesome and I would love to get one, but $650 is a hefty chunk of change for a lot of people, and considering I’m trying to save up for a Framework, I’m not interested in spending that kind of money right now.

Fuck the MPAA

I didn’t even buy a Steam Deck, I just switched to Linux, which is essentially what you did, just expensively.

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?? I hope those responsible are found quickly and dealt with.

I am not the person you replied to, but yes, I am like that in person. It is very obvious you are a troll, and if this were in person, I’d pop you in the mouth. Eat shit.

Beautiful cat!

There’s no fucking way that orange shitstain is only 215. I’m 230 (Homer’s original weight!) and that fat fuck is much bigger around than me. I bet he wears a 48 waist and it fits, maybe even bit on the tight side. Fat orange bitch.