A truly determined (re: suicidal) person can also just impale themselves further on your spear to disarm you.
The boar technique
A truly determined (re: suicidal) person can also just impale themselves further on your spear to disarm you.
The boar technique
Your spoiler tag didnt work for me on alexandrite.app, just fyi.
Same on Connect (Android).
Edit: Someone else here found that the license basically means all the code you write with it becomes theirs. Seems like we found the catch.
Bahaha if this is true, then this tool is basically pathetic as it’s almost completely useless.
No, dummy, it’s obviously the 2020th game
Joel also has a real-time flight from Sweden to Brazil in Flight Simulator that’s very entertaining despite being several hours long.
And it’s bizarre that some of them seem to get angry when someone else points the issues out.
Quite irresponsible of you to just recommend those games like that without any sort of warning :P
What does you having calloused hands have to do with Valve’s influence on the handheld PC market? Did steamOS damage your hands or something?
I have a very similar concept: with gameplay somewhat inspired by job simulator or keep talking and nobody explodes.
The general aesthetic is focused on silly and cartoon aliens, not serious at all.
You’re in your alien apartment dealing with some machine that kinda reminds you of a printer (but silly and strange due to the silly alien theme), but you have no idea what the hell it does, just that it’s broken beyond belief. (If made interesting enough, finding out what the hell it does could be a good hook for the player to keep playing)
The general loop consists of calling support and having the support people troubleshoot you into getting the thing working (you have to mess with it manually, opening flaps and moving pieces like the games mentioned above), except since it’s a silly alien machine, some of the parts have silly names and are silly looking (think of the Plumbus from Rick and Morty), making figuring out what the hell the operator’s talking about a challenge.
For added funny, you could see the portrait of the various operator’s (silly aliens), and even better: you could animate them getting more and more exasperated or bored with you as you try to figure out the machine.
For even more funny, you could maybe give some funny references to common irl printer problems like complaining about no ink when you just replaced the carts. And maybe at the end the machine could do something really silly and stupid, fitting with the comedic tone of the game
I played like 30m of the demo and didn’t like it at all…then later made the huge mistake of giving the demo another go. Spent a couple dozen hours on just the demo. I’m afraid of getting the full game.
Maybe they really lost their ladder. Why Todd would know where it is beats me, tho. Or maybe Todd is one of those people you lend stuff to and will never give it back.
Yeah, it’s one of those images you can’t make head or tails of it.
The white character is easy to understand, but the blue and red character? The only thing I can understand about it is that it seems to be grabbing a spray can, so at least one of the appendages is an arm, I assume.
Jungle Fevah, Jazz be damned, Dark groove and Tubelectric kick ass! (Not that the others don’t, I just particularly like those ones)
Alexander Brandon is a legend
Afaik its for iPads only. Into the breach, however, is on mobile.
Not for long, it seems. With all that donating.
I would recommend 2 for people who played 1 and are starting to get bored of it, as it almost feels like a remix of sorts. Like you said, 1 is definitely a much less flawed game and definitely better for new players. (especially because it’s somewhat easier haha)
And if you wanted very high performance, you could go with a 10000rpm one.