1. doing a handstand

2. being good enough at archery to draw a crowd

3. performing archery with feet

Like, I’ll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.

This doesn’t look AI generated.

I’m in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.

Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬

Yep. They’ve been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway

never trust a fart

why can’t I open this website

yo give shreck his dong back

probably looking everywhere for that shit

all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads

They’re painfully stupid too.

Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.

Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.

“NAH HE’S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666”

Are you telling me there is a room dedicated to mush

Ok if we’re going to be honest here, if I had to fuck a couch, I’d probably pick that one

Also, pretty sure the original/remix artists who made the song might be a lil pissed too.

Hard to research, because toilet is flooding the search engine results and I’m on Ambien

I first heard a less-electronic (I think original) version over an Instagram reel of a very well-fed Turkish man rhythmically moving his abdomen to the song.

Heard the remix a bit later down the line, still months before the first gmod upload.

Good time to be a lawyer I guess

a small town in southern finland probably idk

(I don’t know either)

Ponder thy orb for the answers in which ye seeketh

(grinding) Jaws

steal criminal record from future

I see that fifth puppy u aint slick

How much fun did you have writing the alt text

Edit: frick, someone else mentioned it before me, I never learned how to read

That is astronomically fucking funny

where is kfc chicken bucket fleshlight

They’re going to pump him full of paxlovid alongside his regular 2 liter IV dose of vyvanse and memantine