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Cake day: July 11th, 2023

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  • "Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.”

    Ford stared in disbelief at the crowd who were murmuring appreciatively at this and greedily fingering the wads of leaves with which their track suits were stuffed.

    “But we have also,” continued the management consultant, “run into a small inflation problem on account of the high level of leaf availability, which means that, I gather, the current going rate has something like three deciduous forests buying one ship’s peanut."

    Murmurs of alarm came from the crowd. The management consultant waved them down.

    “So in order to obviate this problem,” he continued, “and effectively revalue the leaf, we are about to embark on a massive defoliation campaign, and. . .er, burn down all the forests. I think you’ll all agree that’s a sensible move under the circumstances."

    The crowd seemed a little uncertain about this for a second or two until someone pointed out how much this would increase the value of the leaves in their pockets whereupon they let out whoops of delight and gave the management consultant a standing ovation. The accountants among them looked forward to a profitable autumn aloft and it got an appreciative round from the crowd.”


  • I’m in the UK and have it but literally none of my contacts use it except the local dog daycare that use it to send pictures. So according to stats I ‘use’ it but not really

    Facebook messenger is fairly big (almost everyone is on it mainly because they all have Facebook accounts) and I know a lot on Signal (they all moved from Telegram because Russia, which I thought was an overreaction but no choice but to follow).




  • Alas I can’t get elementx working. It logs in but there’s no search for channels so I can’t join a federated channel to do a speed test, so I’m left with a blank screen. Sure I’m missing something obvious.

    On normal element I tried to join matrixhq, for testing…

    That was 2 hours ago. It’s still going… the log is fascinating… it keeps trying to connect to servers that presumably used to run matrix but don’t any more. No idea how far back it’s trying to go… could be years…

    I’ve given it 32GB and every processor I can throw at it so it shouldn’t crash this time. Will be interesting to see how long it actually takes if it completes.






  • Google are pretty strict about background operating these days… you don’t get on the play store with that permission without a manual review and they want a evidence that it’s necessary. OTOH they’re upfront about it - you can get the review during the open testing stage, and it’s valid for all versions.

    Apple wait until you try to release, reject the app then ask for justification, which delays release and is a general PITA (although I find the apple system pretty much a test of patience anyway… it all depends who you get, and whether they actually read any of the notes you give them).