That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

There is nothing in /dev/null, and no man needs nothing.

That’s actually a form of puss comprised mostly of white blood cells and would be indicative of a pretty ripping bacterial infection.

But women get boobs that they can touch literally whenever they want to, so they win anyway. Also, who can do better? It’s not actually clear from the context.

Technically, it would be ‘vaginal fluid’ or ‘vaginal excretion’

Ya, but you just know that he pronounced ‘futile’ with a silent “I” sound, instead of ī like you’re supposed to.

My cousin signed up for a YouTube Premium trial, then, not 4 months later, BOOM! Testicular cancer.

And it’s smooth too!

Get that picture away from me. I quit that game for my family and my health. I can’t let myself go back… Not even once…

Somebody needs to make one of these about Gerber.

Ya, but unless your 3-year-olds other toys included an icepick and a mallet, I think it’s safe enough assuming you’re also comfortable with them riding in a car on public roads. (Source: I have two boys age 3 and 5 who are not dead yet)

Are you, ya know… into making games?

They actually made one from when he was living in France in the early 1800s. It was before his mutant power’s had fully manifested to the point they are in the comics. It’s called the Les Miserables.

I initially read that as “It’s better than dome.” Which is an objectively solid pitch for anything.

Addressing your concerns in order: You should be. You will. It’s not up to you.

Sell me on Helix real quick. I’ve heard about it and it looks interesting but I’m not sure what the hook is.

You are correct.

Plebs…

sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of you with my apple juice “How did you get urgent security and application updates Grandpa?”

Well, maybe if that 19 year old furry had spent a little more/less time on their eye makeup, it wouldn’t be so upsetting to look at.