In Atlanta I had a choice of natural gas companies, even though it would have been cheaper if there were simply one single regulated monopoly.

Competing utilities are just a way to give out cash to rent-seeking middlemen.

I received these about once a week when I was a Spectrum customer. Since I dumped them when ATT fiber became available, I now receive them three times a week.

HP can do whatever they want, never going back to them. Currently use Brother, and have been happy with their lasers for - I think - 15 years now.

I get the sense that everyone responding to this is completely missing the joke.

They mean laser printers, people.