Shhhhh, don’t stop the science from discovering new means.

Is it just a penny or is it several tens of thousands of pennies?

Using “please” and “final warning” is kinda the same as having “back-the-blue” and “punisher” bumper stickers on the same car.

You’re ignorant, we get it.

He said to the empty room absolutely devoid of anyone who asked or wants to know what he cares about.

Man, China really is THE underdeveloped weasel brain country.

Lol yea bro China is famous for openly sharing details about everything. That’s why there are so many great sources.

The burden of being factual lies with the government being accused of lying. Xi can publish some uncooked numbers if he has them (he doesn’t)

They’re putting the charge port on the underside of mice.

There aren’t any conceivable design improvements left to make…

Yes, it is all tardigradas fault that China acts that way.

Great speech, but while you’re in the guillotine line consider this side bet me and the boys have…

I reckon you and get through at least half the alphabet between when the blade falls and you truly meet your end. I have a six pack of sassafras on the line and I’m betting you can truly come in clutch me muskkk.

Counting on you 🫶

“Yo dawg, we heard you like shrimp so we put shrimp on your shrimp.”

-maritime xhibit