I thought it was about the dogs painted to look like tigers in the zoo, for example.

high functioning sociopath.

The meme is how you would pay for a ride, if you were hitch hiking. You can pay for gas, give the driver some weed (grass) or fuck him (ass)

I remember a time when a hamburger was 50 cents

but us humans aren’t truly random, we probably behave in similar ways to each other, but also have individual ‘fingerprints’. like the time it takes between keystrokes, or the length of time we spend holding the button on the mouse down while clicking. we could probably come up with a way of identifying someone based only on that kind of data. what was i talking about?

it’s the recaptchas that they should have trouble with. since it’s not just about finding the right picture, it’s also about the time between clicks, the way the mouse moves, etc.

it rolls down stairs, it comes in pairs.

If my experience in both IT and lock picking has taught me anything, it’s to stay away from anything “smart” 'nd also don’t secure your house with schlage or masterlock

Edit:

Abus, zeiss and squire are good choices in locks though

It’s fitting. Kabuso has died and with her so has the internet as we knew it.

step 1: Open a window. It doesn’t matter which one step 2: throw your computer through the window.

Fun fact, organic just means that it’s carbon based, so the water isn’t organic, but the plastic cup is.

I weep, for my children will know not the joys of Roflcopter

evidently, the 7 is a glottal stop. I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means like how a brittish person would pronounce T’s without actually making a T sound.

they should also borrow video games so you can try it out, and if you like it, you can go buy a copy from the video game store.

“Now, Lou Ann, life can sometimes throw you a curveball. When that happens, there are two things you can do: Cry, and that’s the path that you’ve chosen Or you can not cry. Instead of letting it out, try holding it in. Every time you have a feeling, just stick it into a pit inside your stomach and never let it out.” -hank hill

F-L-A-Y-I-N-G

Pink Williams

the town hall will be closed because the town hall was closed.

#just french things

the oxford comma is incorrect in english too.