Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it’s just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

Was honestly thinking the same thing

That’s depressing

Oh, yes, Jefe El Guapo, you have a plethora

*bites your ear “eye thild”