Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

It’s more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

Perhaps they’re attached to the metaphorical walls the woman in blue has put up in the relationship, thus contributing to the man’s wandering eye?

I think watching a couple audiologist videos where they dig out years of compacted q-tip cotton pressed against the eardrum might change their opinion.

Shit, I’ve never bought a game early access before, but I think I’ll happily pay to be a beta tester to support these devs and this project.

Brooklyn 99 reference?

Then you finally give up and say, “Okay, computer.”

And as soon as you change the channel, the dog will say, “Hey, I was watching that.”

Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.

The VCR isn’t flashing 12:00 am? What sort of witchcraft is this?

To be fair, it kinda was, but that’s what I loved about it. It was accessible and fun without being so massive and daunting that it felt like a chore to make it to the end.