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…i just have to say: that engine bay is SO CLEAN…

…like, i could eat off of it…

…look at all those pockets for storing remote controllers, phones, and snacks!..

…looks more like i’m you, gonna right, stop there…

YYYY.MM.DD HH.MM.SS, as eru ilúvatar intended

…a little bit ferrous, yes i really do think…

…anyone with a housemaid is a red flag…

…f*cking cool cars; sad to see them go…

…i almost bought a used 9000 in '99; ended up buying a turbobeetle instead which was unfortunately a disposable piece of junk…

…cave diving is the most dangerous deadly recreational sport of which i’m aware…

…that’s pretty much my improvisational style, everything eyeballed, nothing measured: sometimes things turn out amazing but of course the cost of those happy surprises is that i’ll never make it the same way again; couldn’t if i tried…

…i dated a girl who dogmatically followed published recipes, considered any deviations anathema to the authors’ labor developing them, and she was horrified to watch me cook…

…let me introduce you to single cask-strength malts: one drop, drawn delicately through your lips, let diffuse across your palate by capillary action, that’s how i learned to appreciate alcohol for the first time after four decades of not getting it…

…the great thing about cask-strength sipping whiskies is that one bottle can last years if kept properly sealed between pours…

…so about fourty years ago i met a deer raised with farm dogs and it pretty much behaved like one of their pack, barking and all…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm5J5jqliZA

…NCSA mosaic won the web, absolutely; in truth i think it gave a lot of us an excuse to upgrade from terminals and shell accounts…

…i remember going to our computer lab in the early nineties and seeing a flyer about this new protocol called the world wide web, thinking to myself in what way is that better than gopher?..

…last week i learned that the cafeteria food i grew up with was scratch-made; the reason it tasted the same everywhere wasn’t because they all bought prepared foods from the same distributors, but because they all used the same USDA-provided recipes…

…hey, willem dafoe is an accomplished thespian; show some respect…

…how do people say it’s not realistic?..

…my wife is mortified when she sees what the beta magic cards we ebayed to make rent go for these days…

…rivendell is a legimate masterpiece…