Check your pocket for the fourth time. Might actually be there this time.

The most annoying thing about a lot of these is that tutorials are “minimal viable setup” sorta things. Like “now you have it setup, make sure you tune it for production”

Dude I’m already in pain from trying to serve these models and you just have to go rub salt into my eyes. “Simplify your stack with <Tech>” they said. “Share your resources effectively and easily with <Tech>” they said. “Here’s your fuckin’ ‘Hello, World’ now GRTFM and buzz off” they said.

Working close to the metal do be like that.

Oh that was such an evil trick. I liked próx mining the bottom of the vertical sliding doors in that one level that looked like a stone temple. Or the grates in bunker cuz the mines are nearly invisible on those.

They need to tell that to Theodore Ts’o.

No Odd Job!

Was the standard house rule in my circle of friends. We hated mines too, but allowed them. But no fucking Odd Job.

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Pop!_OS this was a good idea for a new game.

I’m sure that in 2371, dilithium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 2024, it’s a little hard to come by!

Spock’s Beard

Sorry, all I’ve got is a pass gas from my ass trick. Smells like grass I swear.

Great prog band behind this meme.

Geordi has sudo privs for sure.

sudo rm holodeck.log

Those missing logs? No idea. Must be a glitch. Try reversing the polarity and doubling the neutrino flow or some shit.

Sure. Keep your phone until it’s dead, I’m all for that. Same with cars. But when it goes, what do you replace it with?

Are you going to build your own car? That’s awesome if you can and have the time. Otherwise, you’re going to buy a car, hopefully used, that was still built by EvilCorp.

Same with your phone.

I drive a Tesla; bought it used. Elon is a shit human. Know who else is a shit human? Literally every CEO of every car company in the world.

I have an iPhone. Bought it used. Tim Cook is a shit human. Know who else is a shit human? Literally every CEO of every major tech company in the world.

I work for NVIDIA. I make them a lot of money and they pay me very well. Do I think Jensen Huang is a shit human? Fuck yes I do, he exploits people the same way every other CEO ever does.

But what can I do? I self-host most of my services and pay for privacy-respecting ones that I don’t. But I’m a career IT worker; I know how to do that. Most people don’t even know what Linux is.

Sure, I could just move to Baja and live a Mexico beach bum lifestyle. Doesn’t sound so bad until one thinks a little deeper about it.

And Samsung is a shining star of a tech company? Google, too?

I work for a large enterprise and build ML model monitoring pipelines fairly frequently—this will be a more in depth but similar use case to what you’re asking.

We use Grafana (visualization) and Prometheus (timeseries db)—they’re built for this use case exactly. Tons of info out there on how to build, configure, connect to your sensors, and deploy it.

Boldly going forward…

I call it N Jinx. Always have and I’ll never be convinced otherwise that it’s not.

1 if that is Emperor Georgiou. The shit talking would be nonstop entertainment and I’m all in for that. Well, she might kill me, but that’s not a bad way to get out of a 12 hour shuttle trip.

Edit. Fuck, she might put me in an agonizer when we arrive. Maybe this isn’t the right path. But she is super hot and interesting so maybe still worth.