And for some dumb reason they didn’t make them wireless :(

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In the US only USPS can use your mailbox, other packages just get left on your doorstep generally.

Same, but I think it’s more likely to be trespassing and double jumping that get me arrested(I can’t imagine the forbidden city isn’t supposed to be off limits)

My vote would be something by Laura Jane Grace

Big mood

Also reminds me of the first verse of paint it black, even though I highly doubt the song was written with a trans pov to it.

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Given that that is when I am normally awake because I work night shift, that would be very annoying.

Not many scenarios I can picture myself doing that in, so still a win!

Snip snip problem solved!

Shape shifting