All the mental health we need is available on one sofa 😍

All. The. Cars. Look. The. Same. It. Is. Like. The. 1940s. Right. Now.

I’d love to see some sarcastic/ironic eye candy on this figurative and literal highway to hell.

Qui t’autorise à me tutoyer ?

Gold lining: other hotel guests start to die at only 37° C

Long press on the square Averages panel toward the bottom of a location

Je vous attends

says “Gesundheit” Archedly

“But Daaaaad, I thought you were gonna save Me,” He cried. B&S 4:20:69

This is peak r/BorderPorn! This is a photo of the American South as viewed from the American Midwest.

(Viewing Covington, Kentucky from Cincinnati, Ohio).

Never felt so inclined to offer free tummy rubs all day. Poor guy.

Cooool. Thank you.

When I visit, I looooooove the civilized queues, but I can’t for the life of me understand why the slow lane on escalators is on the right (like you might find in big American cities) instead of the left (like you might find on a British highway).

notorious for infidelity

What does this part mean?

Are there really 4 Temples of Poseidon in Greece? Which one’s this?

Only a couple of these. Major. Life. Events. would destroy a lot of people. Pet your dog for me and give yourself some kind of hug. You’re amazing.

I used to have a president who described their hands like this.

referring to exactly those crimes

Thank you for your service.

Next time someone complains about cancel culture, let’s all remember to enlighten them about Gym fucking Jordan, whose ethical bankruptcy has gone unpunished and almost seems forgotten.

That’s a typo of the cleverest variety considering the millions of human-hours of misery and self harm that occurred after

• hundreds of athletes were sexually abused at the school where he was a wrestling coach and
• Jordan became aware of the abuse, and even worse than saying nothing, he also begged victims and their families to deny it as well

OH. MY. GOD. YES. PLEASE.

In the olden days, Yahoo shuttered some of the largest digital properties on the internet with too little notice for them to be meaningfully archived (especially Yahoo Groups (easily the Reddit and Fediverse of its day) and Geocities (at a time before social media, a place to make a corner of the internet one’s own, it had mountains of longform geekery that’s now lost forever)).

Yahoo also used to be one of most widely used free email providers. Not as ubiquitous as Gmail, but definitely very popular. During that time, they had at least two – and almost certainly more than four – instances where bad actors gained access to user accounts and Yahoo failed to immediately notify impacted users.

This one time, they admitted that all their user email addresses, which then numbered in the billions, had been compromised by a years-old hack whose disclosure they seem to have withheld. The same thing happened a few months later, but affected only some email addresses. For the latter event, they were proven to have withheld discovery of the breach.

There was this one journalist whose email details they gave to the Chinese government to enable his arrest. Then they lied about it to Congress.

And while the NSA likely listens to every piece of data available to them, which trivially and almost effortlessly includes emails, and while Yahoo is one of the tech companies whose NSA PRISM membership is documented, Yahoo additionally performed scans for crime-adjacent keywords on all its users’ incoming and outgoing emails for years.