No joke, I thought for a second you were referring to Infinite Solutions and were trolling hardcore. I haven’t thought about that in a long time.

sungloc.utus

My sex toy goes to a different school

I think of Ace and Gary’s penismobile from Ambiguously Gay Duo

SpyPhone?

One of my home servers was popped once, they stuck a new MOTD on there to let me know how foolish I was and I haven’t made that mistake since. So… yay greyhat?

For Chiefly reasons of course. Now whether or not that server is active in the cluster is another matter entirely, but hey if it makes him/her feel important /shrug

Figure ~45 minutes to run to the liquor store for a decent single malt, another ~25 minutes for the pizza rolls, quick power nap, wake up and redeploy. That’s about 2 hours.

That joke lands better when spoken

That was a joke in reference to the Van Halen album 5150, which in fact did not include the track Hot for Teacher, as that was on the album 1984, and I was being facetious.

5150 is also the name of Eddie (and subsequently Wolfgang) Van Halen’s recording studio where 1984 and many other seminal albums were recorded.

The studio was named after Section 5150 of the Welfare Code of California which allows officers or mental health professionals to detain individuals for involuntary psychiatric holds.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher

As with all wig jokes, this went over my head

Unix is the kind of friend who won’t bat an eye about holding your beer while you go and do something incredibly stupid

I bought my first 3D printer to print a replacement worm gear in my Venetian blinds that I could have bought for like 30¢

Totally justified.

Many popular channels revised their content format as a direct consequence of the Wadsworth constant

If you want a net profit of $1000 you would need three subscriptions

What if Stevie Wonder is the only person around

This is a very interesting point that raises a lot of questions; does throwing something in the trash by definition relinquish my ownership? What if I throw something away by accident? Where is the demarcation between my owning something and WM taking ownership? Does it then pass on to whomever owns the landfill, or subsequently whoever might dig it out of the trash? You’ve done gone and wrinkled my brain for the weekend.

What alerted you first, the noise or the smell?

Which one in their range is comparable to the printers OP mentioned?

Edit: Never mind I get it now