No idea. My uncle Joe has dwarfism and he makes a mean bowl of Count Chocula.

Ooh, I didn’t see zombies as a possible outcome

Whaaat? His voice is awesome. They just sing in two very different styles.

Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny

5 and 7 together, just feeling silly

Ohhh now I remember, he was so happy :)

But didn’t he get tired of frog tchotchkies after a while?

Goldblum is a beautiful man

I feel like this was a thing on The Good Place.

Naomi and kadis-kot

Yeah, styrofoam’s notoriously bad for the environment. Plus just annoying to deal with. I hate it.

I love this haha

Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

So cute!!

Porthos will accept cheese for his services.

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.

I don’t know if they still sell it, but Coke syrup was a stomachache remedy when I was a kid.