This is why sometimes dog lick my nose.

I tell her to keep her licker in her licker cabinet but she no listen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ack I seem to have grown a penis too?! I’m a fraud!

Wait hang on I’ve been using “za” for ages, was this not legal until now?

Gowron

Two of my least favorite characters anyway.

THERE, I SAID IT.

Nightmare fuel tho

Aw relevant username

Why Philly, this city is really stupid the last few years

This is such an amazing shot!

Awww Eleven 💙

Judy is a beauty!! 😍

Bowie just levitating like it ain’t no thing

OK this is my favorite one so far

Happy howl-oween you hipster ghost!

This is the literal definition of spoopy, haha:

Spoopy is an internet slang term used to describe something that is “spooky” but in a comical or cute way, such as a puppy in a ghost costume or a goofy Halloween video.

Bowie just being perfect as usual! 👻🐕🩶

That’s Bowie’s entire vibe

I prefer Husk Musk.

I, a human, can't keep my hat from bunching up when I tilt my head back, but somehow Bowie can?

_sUsPicIoUS

Homeboy is definitely a sock puppet.

I used to live near there too!

You deserve it.