kamen

AI will take over the world. You only need to tell it that there’s no cabbage.

Where’s Hannah Montana Linux?

Why does it rhyme with “shoot yourself in the foot”?

If you’re not aware yet, there’s an xkcd for everything.

Fair point, and I can’t not think of Louis Rossmann after reading this. Still, I’m not sure how much it affects small scale farming (assuming that’s what the neofetch dev is doing).

Stupidity is entertaining.

Imagine having so much time to complain.

Jazz JackRabbit on MS-DOS on my dad’s computer.

Make sure to update your Ad Blocker settings to include the whole site.

Same.

… or it’s intentional satire.

“Is this English or am I having a stroke?”

Yep, steer perpetually to the left. Maybe play Beyonce in the background.

Rotate the controls the whole car 90 degrees CCW.

Where I am people do not trust people and shopping carts are coin operated.

That’s just the opposite of how tipping is supposed to work. If I’m happy with the service, I’ll tip (and I’m far, far from the US - in a place where you don’t get frowned upon if you don’t tip) - and by “happy” I don’t even mean something extraordinary - but I can’t know if I will be happy in advance. Moreover I’d prefer tipping in cash as opposed to through an app - this way I know the money can go directly in the worker’s pocket, not in the company’s.

Does it work with omitting the year though?

“Choose a better date to be born on next time, okay?”

That’s because they’re using the wrong date format.

/s

I have the equivalent of RAID 5 too, but mind the usual “RAID is not a backup” - if you deliberately delete something (or something goes wrong with an app managing your media), hardware redundancy won’t save you in any way; it only helps if the data is intact and you want to remedy a hardware failure.