Jimbo 🤡

They sell both kinds.

And it’s easy as pie to block those channels.

I’ve found that Target ships counterfeit items time to time, as well as shoddy returned items. Amazon does the same. I typically buy my electronics from Best Buy because i know they sort those items into Open Box deals instead.

It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?

“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.

Lookin’ like a baked bean…

A BAKED… A BAKED BEAN‽

It was just said a bunch by Seth Rogen in ‘Platonic,” so you’re about to hear it even more.

You did not just neigh that.

It’s different to the eye! See how it’s something you might recognize, but you don’t?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.