Can’t catch a break
Whaaaaat I love topping my tall girlfriend. Those people are missing out.
Uncle Iroh is another one
Same. If it wasn’t true, why would they say it?
I am… Not smart lol.
Their cousin’s dog was attacked by a horde of wild taco bells.
Hey look it’s me with cockroaches! (It’s fun sharing walls with households that have cockroaches. Sharing is caring.)
I like simpler items with fewer parts now.
Honestly same.
When I was getting my diagnosis my doc asked me “did you do the assessment I sent you?”
Uh… I forgot and you first asked me when I didn’t have a way to take a note. Sorry. :(
It’s more likely than you think
Brad, the hottest guy at school
I have to prepare a little note card with bullet points on what I want to say/accomplish on my call. Bonus because I can also take any notes on the call if needed. It’s helped me a lot, because a lot of my anxiety about calling comes from forgetting why I was calling in the first place.
When you take them off at night, don’t put them lens down directly on furniture or anything like that. You will scratch them. You can either set them on a microfiber cloth face down, lay them the other way (lens up), or get a glasses stand if you’re feeling fancy.
You could use your glasses holder, which is what I do when I travel, but I find that being able to access my glasses quickly is more valuable to me.
Also I get discount glasses from Zenni, Costco, or Eyeglass World. I never get just one pair because I am forgetful. If you can swing it, I would get at least one backup pair.
When you get a new prescription, you can keep one pair of the old glasses in case something happens to your current pair(s). (The plan being that you will not be completely screwed, you’ll have a “close enough” pair until you can rectify the issue.) If you do that, store them in a case and label the case with the date you got that prescription. I would only keep at most one backup from your old pairs.
I eat my candy with it
Are genderqueer canine furries corn dogs?
I will share this praise Blahaj
Drug testing at a restaurant?! lmaooooo
Snooping as usual I see.
Ooh, a Pez dispenser!